Highly Improbable



What life? I’ve been away!

[sol-ip-siz-uh m]

  1. Philosophy. the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist.
  2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one’s feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.

Dark!John|| Closed



"Not as stupid as you look, are you Dr. Watson?"



"Mm, neither do you. Shocking." Of course that was said with sarcasm. "Most children would be crapping their pants right now."


"Perhaps. But I am not ‘most children’, as you put it."

"firefly" starter prompts


  • "Here’s how it is…"
  • "If you’ve got a job for us, we can do it. Don’t much care what it is."
  • "We’re gonna die."
  • "This landing may get interesting."
  • I remember talking the feds out of telling my father. Or… or paying the feds out of telling my father. I get fuzzy on…

Dying rp Starters

"Stay with me. Come on, just a little longer."
"You're gonna be fine, okay? You... You'll be fine."
"No. Oh, no. No no no. This can't happen. No. You can't die."
"Shush, just concentrate on staying awake, okay? Don't sleep."
"Oh my god... Don't give up! You can't give up!"
"You can make it through this. I know you can. Y-you have to..."
"Where did they shoot you!? Where did they sh-- Oh... Oh, god... Oh please no..."
"The doctor explained everything to me... I... I can't just let you go like this. I need you."
"Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive."
"There's nothing they can do. I-- I'm so sorry."
"No. They're wrong. They're wrong, okay? You're not gonna die."
"Please, fight this. You have to fight it. You have to live."
"Don't die... Don't die on me. Please..."
"Listen to my voice, okay? I need you to stay with me. I'm bringing you to the hospital."
"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..."
"Come on, now. You've lived through worse than this. Just... Just live through this too."
"I'm so sorry I let this happen to you."

Hurt rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
"Oh my god. Are you okay?"
"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."
"This is gonna hurt..."
"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
"It's all swollen up..."
"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"
"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
"I think you have a concussion."
"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
"Here, lean on me."
"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."
"What the hell happened to you!?"
"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."
"We need to get the bullet out..."
"Oh my god, you've been shot!"
"Did... did you get beat up!?"
"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."
"Look out for that car!"
"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."
"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"

                               I’ll make sure to keep my 
                      D I S T A N C E
                          Say I ℓσνє you when you’re not
                    L I S T E N I N G

"Touch me again and I’ll kill you."

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"What the hell is going on with you today?!"

"I’m just so bored of all this.”

"You need to open your eyes and see the world's fucked up."



"You think I haven’t seen that already, Black?"

"So you know me then?" He smirks

"By reputation, yes."

Sentence Meme: AM

"Ain't it just like you to kiss me and then hit the road."
"Are you mine?"
"Are you out tonight?"
"Do I wanna know if this feeling flows both ways?"
"How could you be so blind?"
"I can't explain but I want to try."
"I dreamt about you nearly every night this week."
"I feel like I've been in here before."
"I heard that you fell in love."
"I'm constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you."
"I'm not sure if I should show you what I've found."
"I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new."
"It's not like I'm falling in love, I just want you to do me no good."
"We just weren't feeling how we wanted to."
"Why'd you only call me when you're high?"
"You and me could have been a team."
"You call the shots, babe."
"You can't be sure."

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